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The wizard of oz is the ultimate chick flick, two women trying to kill each other over shoes
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The smallest woman can break the biggest man in the world with three little words: Is it in?
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World population rankings: 1:China 2:India 3:Facebook 4:USA
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Wants an app called PHARMville, so she can send notes to her friends like "really needing valuim or heavy narcotics soon"
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10-18-2010 00:20 by
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My girlfriend got f**ked by a clown before we dated. So I have some pretty big shoes to fill.
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10-23-2010 13:34 by
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My mother never understood the irony in calling me a ”son-of-a-b!tch.”
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The McRib is like the IRS...Both come around once a year, and when they do everybody cringes!!!
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11-12-2010 16:28 by
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I just saw that Harry Potter movie. A bit unrealistic if you ask me. I mean, a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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10-26-2010 17:08 by
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I like my women like I like my beer.... gone when I'm finished!
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met this girl at the pub and she told me her ‘sex was on fire'. She lied. But ironically, now it burns when I piss.
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My girlfriend has a weird fetish, she likes to dress up like herself and act like a b!tch every night.
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10-26-2010 17:11 by
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Doesn't have children , she has insane little mental patients !
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10-14-2010 16:53 by
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likes movies where the guy gets the girl in the end. That's why I like porn@ movies, because the guy usually gets the girl in both ends.
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11-02-2010 21:40 by
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Ran out of toilet paper, so I had to use dryer sheets again!
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How do I explain to a coworker, that she is not a size 6…that EVERY pair of pants she wears she has a Camel Toe…and EVERYONE has noticed!
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10-26-2010 17:14 by
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got his girlfriend pregnant .gotcha b!tch :)
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